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December edition ⚈fall  3.5⚈Blobfish⚈december Edition⚈it’s still Fall until the 21

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Blobfish Quote of The month:  “I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.”    

   -Jimmy Fallon

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Now you may be thinking, why on Earth would we continue to start these with the exact same sentence? For the first time, I don’t know. Seriously,why do we. I’m going to try something new.

Hello young readers! No.

Good Morning!It’s not the morning.

Mesdames et Messieurs, nous espérons que vous apprécierez le Blobfish de Décembre! Non.Non.Non

   Merry Christmas! You are not Santa.

Well, I give up. But anyways, joyeux noël et bonne année! (Why have I started to talk French? That means Merry christmas, and have an amazing new year!)                                

                                Thanks,

The Blobfish Team

A  trip  to  Preschool

Preschool (sigh) When you were in preschool, you might’ve thought it was easy. You might’ve thought it was hard. Well, I did. Let’s start this off with some nice Storytelling.

“Louise stole my crayons, and Kyle’s trying to eat them!” My name is ********, and I’m in preschool. We do lot’s of amazing things! (Try to figure out who this is.) Since it’s around Christmas, we’ll be doing crafts. We don’t get snow down here in Florida, so we’ve never dreamed of building Frosty the Snowman. And since I’ve been scared of Santa ever since Veronica started a rumor that Santa watches you all the time, I stay inside. No matter what.

Wait. You want to know how I got tangled in tinsel two days ago? And how I give Simone a bloody knee? Fine, I’ll tell you. Last week, Mrs. Maria and Ms. Rebecca asked us to help decorate the Christmas tree. I was coloring my paper wreath, and had to go to the bathroom. So I dropped my crayons onto the Blue Table and headed out the classroom door.

15 minutes later…

Fine. It took me forever to get out of the bathroom. But what could I do? Our teachers  went overboard, added decorations everywhere in sight. Included the “Princess’ Bathroom”. Peppermint soap, tinsel on top of the mirror, a plush snowman on the “extra” cabinets. It was amazing. A few years later, I walked outside in awe at the mini tree in front of the infant zone. They couldn’t decorate trees without biting the branches, so Mrs. Cheryl and Mrs. Janet did. I walked through the classroom door and… my crayons. NOOOOOOO!!!! The blue crayon was alone, the only survivor of the crayon-napping. Louise. My glitter crayons were in her hand.... and Kyle’s mouth. I dashed over and....

Tinsel. Tinsel wrapped me in it’s arms and pulled me into the tree. And down went the tree. I, standing there like Godzilla, fell again. Onto the same tree, which caused a chain reaction. “My knee is bleeding!” “I’m coming to save yo- my arm has a bruise on it.” “I have a Band-aid! Wait- OWWWW! My foot!” On and on it went until, “Kyle! Why in the world are you eating an ornament!” Everyone’s eyes were on Kyle. Luckily, it was paper-mache. Unluckily, it was paper-mache. It wasn’t exactly edible.  “Kyle, spit!” My teacher tried to coax him to spit, but Nathan started chanting, “SWALLOW! EAT THE PAPER!” So he did. And we never saw him again… until the next day. He was back with 3 extra things:

1. A  letter to the teacher from his mom
2. 2 extra snacks
3. A stuffed steak with eyes

And since then, only the teachers were allowed to decorate the tree. And we did this thing:

And Kyle, every year, had to do one of these:

And I haven’t tripped in tinsel since then. I’m not saying I never will, because I probably will, but until then, bye b-

Holy cow, I just did two things:

1. Broke a computer
2. Tripped on tinsel

Well now I bet that I’ve got some evil curse on me.

Presented by: Girl Life Magazine

Writing Contest       

 

               Rules:

• Main character should be a girl
• Holiday must be in November or December
• Story should be 1-6 pages long. Anything shorter or longer will be disqualified
• Story can be funny, but not offensive or inappropriate!
• Most important rule: Have fun Christmas diy 1: ornament
• Supplies: sphere styrofoam ball, eyepins, string sequins and glue (Liquid glue, not glue sticks)

Directions: Using your glue paste the sequins  on the sphere styrofoam ball  one by one and leave a bit of space on top. Let it dry over night and in the morning. If it’s dry, stick your eye pin in the top where  you left space and cut 2 to 3 inches of string and make a loop on your eye pin to hang it up. Enjoy!

Christmas diy 2 : hand or lip scrub

Supplies: coconut oil,sugar,scented oil [optional], food coloring (optional and only needed if used for lip scrub),and a container

Directions: Melt your coconut oil for 30 seconds to a minute if not melted by then keep on melting each time for 15 seconds. Meanwhile  add ⅔  of the sugar in a container or jar .After your coconut oil is completely melted, pour ⅓ of the coconut oil in the jar or container with the sugar. Add scented oil if wanted and mix neatly. Do the same if making lip scrub but add  half the measurements and add food color if wanted.

Thank you

                                Written By:

                                 Sanjana V.

    

Lunch Bag Scrapbook

Store holiday cards and photos in the pockets of a book crafted from folded brown paper bags.

What you'll need: Three brown lunch bags, scissors, hole puncher, pencil, thin ribbon, glue, assorted embellishments (we used patterned papers, gift wrap scraps, buttons, stickers, rickrack, and photos)

How To Make it: Cut off the bottom of the lunch bags, stack them, and fold in half. (If necessary, trim edges to make pages even.) Remove the outermost bag and punch three to four holes along the folded edge. Using this bag as a guide, punch corresponding holes in the other two folded bags, one at a time. Restack folded bags and thread ribbon through the holes to bind the book. Embellish the cover as desired using gift-wrap scraps, buttons, photos, and more. Personalize to your desire!

I hope you love this DIY and try it out. yourself!

For more information, go to http://www.parents.com/holiday/christmas/crafts/holiday-gifts-kids-can-make/

    Meet Bob!  

Recently, we realized that not everyone has read the blobfish times. We also realized that you may have had questions. So, if you want to ask those questions, you can! So instead of walking up to us, you can contact Bob the Blobfish using Google Mail, or Gmail.

                           Contact him at:

blobbyfishbob@gmail.com

(He loves fan mail, and weirdly enough, the tree emoji)

                   The World’s Largest

Menorah

First of, before we blow your mind, let’s explain what a menorah is. A menorah (in hebrew a מנורת חנוכה‎‎) is a is a nine-branched candelabrum lit during Hanukkah, an eight-day Jewish holiday.

So now that you know what an amazing holiday it is, let’s tell  

Blobfish Blog

Do you never get to finish reading the blobfish times? Well now you can read on a blog. It posts everything so you could enjoy reading this newspaper.

           Blog Name

blobfishtime.blogspot.com

    Hope You Enjoy Our Amazing Blog!

(That’s at least what Bob told us to write)